by Nathan Stout (of AccordingToWhim.com)
Now that I have your attention…
In our society we often say things like when I get to heaven they are going to have never ending buffets of my favorite foods/drinks/etc… well for me I need a Coke Freestyle machine.
Not any Freestyle machine. Almost ALL Freestyle machines SUCK. When you get your Coke, you get Coke with a hint of whatever was dispensed a moment before. Here’s a hint, when you have a self-server Freestyle machine, let it run a for a second before your pour your own drink (you’ll thank me).
Anyway, this Heavenly Freestyle will every soda, never give you hints of any previously dispensed soda. Of all the vices of my life soda is the one I can’t quit. Soda puts a smile on my face every time.
Along with the soda I politely request Jet’s Pizza, Chicken Tikka Marsala, Steak, and a Godiva store for good measure.
Don’t forget something to watch while I am eating in a Drive-In Movie theater settings with access to every movie ever made.
Thank you.