by Chris McGinty
Well, here is a car. I think we might get it started and drive it through the zombies. I guess the first thing to do is to just try starting it. Nope. It seems to be dead. Let’s make it undead, why don’t we? Is it a manual shift? We could push it and start it by popping the clutch. It’s automatic. Well, that’s auto-disappointing. Let’s check to see if there’s one of those portable jump starter things. Can you pop the trunk? Cool thanks. Oh, looky here. There is one and it’s fully charged. Can you pop the hood? Cool appreciate you. Alright, I’ve got it hooked up and ready. Go ahead and turn it over. Wow. It’s still not working. Hey, were the keys in the on position when we opened the door? You think so? Well, I reckon it needs gas. The needle is on empty, isn’t it? Alright, I think I saw a gas can in the back. Yes, here it is, and it’s full. That’s kind of dangerous, but I guess so is a zombie apocalypse. What’s that? You’re right. Why waste the gasoline on the car. Why not use it to burn the zombie horde. Good thinking.