by Chris McGinty
The big game was about to start. A large international crowd was there. Celebrities, pop stars, even the President of the United States. It was amazing, folks.
The National Anthem was sung. The coin was flipped. Some people were already either super happy or super upset about their betting choices. Advertisers watched really hoping that their betting choice would pay off too.
The teams lined up. The kicker was in position. The ball was snapped. Just before his foot made contact, the president could be heard saying, “Has anyone seen my briefcase?” The game ended a split second later.