by Chris McGinty
This toy I know. He really is sick for girls. Not just any girl, but the woman who he was attached to as his mom. Then one day he fell asleep, and the woman left him alone. He might not now be sick for girls, but he is sick, sick, sick for this mother figure. He finds a new toy. A teddy bear… I just realized I’m describing the movie “AI: Artificial Intelligence.” Let’s just move on and forget that this happened.
Chris McGinty is a flash fiction writer who is clearly using transformative parody here, so calm your fucking face.