by Chris McGinty
Now that the football season is over, I don’t know what to do with myself. For the last so many months, I’ve known exactly what to do every Sunday. I would get up real early, like around 3:00 or 4:00 in the afternoon, put on my favorite colors, and then proceed to completely ignore the fact that football existed. What am I supposed to ignore now?
In all seriousness, I guess, because I mean really who wants to be serious? There may actually be some sort of weird self-help wisdom there. They say that time management is about saying no to things that aren’t important, and who knows how many countless productive hours I’ve had in my life by not wasting a whole lot of time watching football. I could use that time to watch Marvel movies and dozens of youTube videos about “The Shining.” You know, important stuff.
So I’m just going to continue to ignore things. It just seems like the best way to go.